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Mr. Yoest’s 10 Simple Rules…

July 21st, 2007 No comments

for dating his daugters

My favorite: #3

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of the date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

[via Reasoned Audacity]

Categories: Humor, Life

What’s in a name?

July 20th, 2007 No comments

When I started out on the internet back in the early 90′s I was the only Junyor out there.  Fast forward to 2007 2008 and a Google search of the term “junyor” returns a whopping 43,600 51,000 results.  I know what you are thinking, “wow Junyor, you are famous.”  Although that is true, many of the results are not about me.  In fact, the folks using my birth name have done so not because some twist of genetics make them relatives of mine, but because they simply like the name (or they are bad spellers).

MySpace search of the term “junyor” returns 209 55 results, I suppose some of these are duplicates, but again, many folks are just choosing to abscond with my name and use it as a nickname.

I guess I should be flattered, but for so long I was the only junyor out there.  Now I am one voice among many.  In my pseudo brand marketing role, I wonder how this degenerates or devalues my worth.  Oh well, I salute you, junyors of the world.  Whether by birth, by choice, or by bad grammar, welcome to the club.

Categories: Interesting, Life

Worlds fastest home Broadband connection

July 20th, 2007 No comments

A 75 year old woman from Karlstad in central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books – with the world’s fastest internet connection.

Sigbritt Löthberg’s home has been supplied with a blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection, many thousands of times faster than the average residential link and the first time ever that a home user has experienced such a high speed.  Read More

“The most difficult part of the whole project was installing Windows on Sigbritt’s PC,” said Jonsson.

[via Voodish]

Categories: Tech

No More Fear

July 19th, 2007 No comments

MIT biochemists identified the molecular mechanism that creates fear and successfully cured it in mice. Give it a few years and you can kiss that nagging fear of public speaking goodbye!       [via lifehacker.com]

Categories: Interesting, Life, Science

What are you worth.

July 18th, 2007 2 comments

If you ever wanted to know what you are worth, perhaps you should ask the evil directory of HR Catbert.

Categories: General