Sub-Humans
Question: what makes it cool to trick someone into letting you have something just to take it away from them? What kind of petty, dickless loser does something like that? What kind of pussy does it anonymously in an attempt to escape the repercussions?
Long story short, our Teamspeak server got hacked. The only reason he was successful was because I was not familiar with the program and gave him the administrator access he requested before I knew what it was he was asking. The truly amazing thing is that he actually considered himself a true hacker. I suppose by that same logic, if I asked someone for their driver's license then ran away with it clutched to my chest, screaming "Mine! Mine! Mine!", I'd be an identity thief.
I won't give the jerk-off the satisfaction of mentioning his alias (Retard probably Googles himself just to get off on rants like this). However, if by some cosmic coincidence he comes across this, just know that I have several lingering and painful plans involving your digits.
That's right, you coward. I'm gonna get Old Testament on your sorry self.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Gun
I am thinking Gun: Targets rock, Destroys Scissors....oh no, Paper: Outlaws Gun. Darn Gun Ban Lobby.
See this to understand what I am talking about.
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Vote for your favorite in the new poll. The winner of the poll will get an overide, "DESTROYS ALL -- REGARDLESS -- BECAUSE WE SAID."
Thank you, that is all.
Too Quiet
Things have gotten way to quiet here. We need a lively discussion.
Hmm, what to discuss? There's always the 9mm vs. 45acp debate. Nah, that gets too nasty too quick. Hottest yodeling supermodel/beer commercial chick? Eh, too cliched. Hmm, this is a tough one.
Oh, I know - Tell me what you think of the radical foreign policy shifts in Nousfarqistan enacted by the Prime High Muckety-muck as a reaction to the violence and risque sexual scenes in Amish movies. Luck or careful planning?
There. That should get the conversation rolling.
The best laid plans
My company is switching to another telco and changing to a new phone system. A plan was laid down to insure that little to no problems would be encountered when we do the switch. Well as luck would have it last week the main switch for our long distance provider went out and did come back up for 6 hours. Now the voicemail system for the current system went down and we are having to get a replacement just 5 days before the new system is to be installed. What luck.
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