Louis C.K. on Conan O’Brien via kung fu grippe.

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‘Warcraft’ Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing ‘Warcraft’

via TechCruch 

The Bubble video, watched over a million times since it was uploaded to YouTube and other video sites in early December, is back. It was down briefly when photographer Lane Hartwell complained via her attorney that one of her photographs was used without her permission. The offending (or non-offending, depending on which lawyer you ask and who’s paying them) image was removed and the new video, called v. 1.1, is now back at YouTube. The creators blog about the new version here, and give credit to all source material here. Everyone can now have fun again, and Hartwell and her attorney can sleep well at night knowing that her copyrights are unviolated and her photos unmolested (and unviewed).

By the way, if you want to download the MP3, you can, here.

First off, ataxophemia is not spelled correctly, it should be ataxiophemmia, which refers to an incordination of the speech muscles.  Then we have trinary, consisting of three parts.  Followed by exponency, which isn’t a word, but for sake of argument will say that it is the “ency” of exponent and therby means the act of explaining.  Learner is pretty simple, a student.  Unrulableness, hmm, not a real word, but I assume it means not able to be ruled.  Eldery = aged.  Albino = deficiency in pigmentation.  Rebellious = defying or resisting some established authority.

So what we are left with is three folks with speech issues trying to explain to a student what it means to throw off the shackles of tyranny imposed by the old white rebels?  And these are the folks trying the spam me to a golf site.  Seriously?

See the diploma here:

My favorite: #3

I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of the date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

[via Reasoned Audacity]

More TVs Than People

The average American home now contains more televisions than people. What do you think?

via xkcd.