This was sent to me by a fellow conveyor of electric locomotives. We always knew there must be something good to do with the feline family as a whole…
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and “rinse”.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Huh. Well, ain’t that sweet. I guess the family that games together…
Apparently this is on a Korean server.
Wedding
The four rules of gun safety, in no particular order:
1. All guns are always loaded.
2. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target. (Popularly: “Keep the booger hook off the bang switch.”)
3. Do not let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
4. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.
Now, how about we watch some footage of what happens when you ignore the four rules? Warning, this is a pretty big file.
A negligent discharge. Otherwise known as “I’m the only one in this room professional enough, that I know of, to carry this Glock .40.”
The first time I watched this, I got a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, the kind you get when you witness a major traffic accident or other incidents that can have deadly repercussions. Many have ridiculed the agent in the clip, called him a moron and worse. I personally think that he just let himself get distracted. Unfortunately, while holding a deadly weapon is not the time to get distracted. And I’d say he paid for the lesson learned in no small amount of blood and pride.
Now, if we could just make sure that the drivel he was spouting about guns both before and, to a lesser extent, after could be kept clear of the indoctrination camps. Err, I mean schools.
Question: what makes it cool to trick someone into letting you have something just to take it away from them? What kind of petty, dickless loser does something like that? What kind of pussy does it anonymously in an attempt to escape the repercussions?
Long story short, our Teamspeak server got hacked. The only reason he was successful was because I was not familiar with the program and gave him the administrator access he requested before I knew what it was he was asking. The truly amazing thing is that he actually considered himself a true hacker. I suppose by that same logic, if I asked someone for their driver’s license then ran away with it clutched to my chest, screaming “Mine! Mine! Mine!”, I’d be an identity thief.
I won’t give the jerk-off the satisfaction of mentioning his alias (Retard probably Googles himself just to get off on rants like this). However, if by some cosmic coincidence he comes across this, just know that I have several lingering and painful plans involving your digits.
That’s right, you coward. I’m gonna get Old Testament on your sorry self.
Well, crap. I guess I’m gonna have to convert. I mean, how do you refute such irrefutable logic?
An alternative to evolution and intelligent design.