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Aluminium Foil Helmets

December 6th, 2005 Leave a comment Go to comments

Confirming what we at Junyor & Co have been saying since the beginning!

From MIT comes the “On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study.” By Ali Rahimi1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2

From the Introduction: “It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government’s invasive tactics”

From the Conclusion: “It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings. “

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  • Codiac

    This is exactly what The Man wants you to think. If you think the aluminum foil helmet doesn’t work, you won’t use it. And the man will be able to read your brain! 8O

  • http://junyor.net Junyor

    Tell us the truth Codiac, do you have aluminium foil over your windows at home? :twisted:

  • Oracle

    I prefer thorium foil. :mrgreen:

  • Codiac

    Over my windows? :|

    Please. :roll:

    I’ve lined the walls with aluminum foil. Saves on heating bills too. ;)