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18Nov/050

Charles Darwin: FSM Religious Update

Breaking news: Darwin appears in holy frying pan!

"It has not yet been ascertained whether the pan's dicoverer was cooking spaghetti at the time the image appeared."

Scientists say that the object's being specified is beyond doubt. An anonymous fellow of an anonymous Intelligent Design PR firm, when asked on background and off the record, responded that "Objectively, we can only conclude that the image was designed by an intelligence3, perhaps by means of infinite wavelength radiation emanating from the stove of the discoverer's flat."

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