I am thinking Gun: Targets rock, Destroys Scissors….oh no, Paper: Outlaws Gun. Darn Gun Ban Lobby.
See this to understand what I am talking about.
More information located here.
Vote for your favorite in the new poll. The winner of the poll will get an overide, “DESTROYS ALL — REGARDLESS — BECAUSE WE SAID.”
Thank you, that is all.
5 votes, eh? Well, no mater, I voted for Mayonnaise. I
If you could only have one?
Mayonnaise: 80% (4)
Mustard: 20% (1)
Total Votes : 5
$1,000,000 For Safe Capture of a Bigfoot, Yeti, or Nessie.
At the 5th Annual Texas Bigfoot Conference in Jefferson, Texas, October 15-16, 2005, and the Bates College Cryptozoology Symposium in Lewiston, Maine, October 28-29, 2005, Loren Coleman will be unveiling the details of a $1 million bounty to encourage the public to assist in obtaining a photograph that will lead to the safe capture of a Bigfoot, Yeti, or Nessie.
This is for real. Cryptozoology’s creatures can truly come in from the cold.
Details to follow. Stay tuned. The time is very near.
Telegraph | News | By David Rennie in Brussels
The people of Belgium have been left reeling by the first adult-only episode of the Smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters’ village is annihilated by warplanes.
The short film pulls no punches. It opens with the Smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky.
Tiny Smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. The final scene shows a scorched and tattered Baby Smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone Smurfs.
Crack Addict Squirrels? This is truly wierd. Who would have even thought something like that up? I mean, come on, a squirrel eating a human dose-sized crack rock? Imagine eating a crack rock the size of a softball. Talk about ODing. Yikes.
